Ship's Unofficial Log, StarDate 54382.1 Acting Chief Medical Officer/Pilot MP-X301 recording. It has been one day since we managed to save the Contrived Extravagance from the Sariens. We have managed to identify among the deceased the Captain, the entire bridge crew, the transporter crew, and all the patients in MedBay except Jenkins. It appears that the entirety of the security forces stationed aboard have been killed as well. The remainder of the passengers and crew are presumed kidnapped by the Sariens with the exception of myself, Engineer's Mate Ah'Choo, and passenger Phoenix Dark, AKA Roy. The ship is primarily operational, due to the amazing efforts of our now acting Chief Engineer Ah'Choo. The Sariens destroyed our shield generators, blew up the corridor outside MedBay with a grenade, and knocked the Light Speed Engines off-line. Thankfully, the shuffleboard is entirely undamaged. Ah'Choo has brought the engines back online, patched a coolant leak in the reactor, and gotten our primary systems online. Coolant reserves are dangerously low, making interstellar travel problematic at best. External damage includes at minimum the punctures from the Sarien boarding tubes and the damage left by the Sarien probe on impact. Before the Sariens left, they ejected all the escape pods except the Captain's personal pod. We managed to make it to the planet JNC-92F-34. Repeated hails to StarCon's closest facility have been particularly frustrating, since the only Ensign to answer thus far has been drunker than a droid on bad gear oil. Our distress calls have also gone unanswered, much to our chagrin. Thus far, hails to the planet below have also been fruitless. Our primary concern is the well-being of the passengers and crew of the Contrived Extravagance, but we are unable to get help from StarCon, and unable to pursue the Sariens ourselves. With any luck, we will at least be able to return this vessel to the cruise line company. I have just received word that the Captain's personal escape pod was launched. The occupant only sent back a single message, "So long, suckers!" I am puzzled as to why a surviving crew member or passenger would evacuate this fully-operable vessel, but perhaps Ah'Choo or Roy might be able to enlighten my data processors on this matter. Either way, we must risk the planet below in hopes of obtaining supplies and assistance...